I'm Sorry ... So Sorry!

NYC man sentenced to 27 years in failed attempt to join al-Qaida to avenge Muslim abuse


“I wish I had not gone down that path,” Betim Kaziu told U.S. District Judge John Gleason before hearing the sentence in federal court in Brooklyn. “I completely regret what I did in that phase of my life.”  ...
 
But Gleason said it was first time he’d hear the defendant express remorse — and that it wasn’t convincing.
“You grew up in Brooklyn and you decided to murder your own country’s soldiers,” Gleason said. “There’s still an element of defiance in you. ... You’re still way too proud of becoming a jihadist.”

(U.S. Attorney Office, Brooklyn, Handout/Associated Press) -  This handout photo from the U.S. Attorney Office, Brooklyn. N.Y., Friday, March 2, 2012, shows Betim Kaziu who is found guilty of conspiracy to provide material support to a terrorist organization. Prosecutors are seeking a life sentence for the Brooklyn-born man convicted last year of traveling to the Middle East to avenge abuse of Muslims.

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OK, If You Say I Can't Call For Jihad In Norway ... I'm Leaving!

Fiery Muslim leader says leaving Norway

January 5, 2012

IndexOnline

Rudaw

OSLO, Norway, Jan. 5 (UPI) -- A Muslim extremist leader facing terrorism charges from his Norwegian hosts said this week he's planning on leaving for his native Kurdistan.

Najmaddin Faraj, who goes by the name Mullah Krekar, in the 1990s was one of the co-founders of the Kurdish extremist group Ansar al-Islam, which Western officials say has links to al-Qaida.

The fiery Krekar told the Irbil, Iraq, online newspaper Rudaw he will return soon from his Norwegian exile to the semi-autonomous Iraqi region even though he could face deadly reprisals from enemies made during Kurdistan's years of factional conflicts.

"My return to the Kurdistan region has become a major political issue," he said. "Each side wants to have me back to fight their opponents for them."

The Patriotic Union of Kurdistan, one of Kurdistan's mainstream political parties, has accused Krekar of directing his men from exile in the beheading of dozens of PUK fighters in 2002.

Krekar has been living in Norway since 1991, frequently issuing controversial comments on the Internet in which he has called for terrorist attacks against the West. Norwegian officials have sought to deport him as a security threat but have refrained from doing so on humanitarian grounds because the death penalty is still on the books in Kurdistan.

Calls for his arrest among some of Norway's elected leaders intensified last month, however, after Krekar appeared on Finnish television calling for jihadist terror strikes against the West.

This Just In: 'Jihad' is 'defensive warfare,' West blamed for 9/11 attacks

Campaign warning parents of bias in classroom books

A new Islam-awareness campaign is being launched to tell parents and students that they simply shouldn't believe the editorializing in the textbooks used in Florida's schools.
Two organizations have worked together to produce a study on the controversy, and they are reporting that some of the nuggets that students in Florida's schools can learn from their social studies textbooks include:

• The Jewish Temple in Jerusalem contained "symbolically, the throne of their invisible God."
• Jesus was a "Palestinian Jew" who grew up in Galilee amidst "militant Zealots."
• It was "a few followers" of Jesus who "spread the story" about his resurrection.
• While Islamic Arab warriors "rarely imposed their religion by force," Christian monks "by contrast," were busy converting "peoples of Central and Eastern Europe."
• Israel is to blame for terrorist attacks by Palestinians because they were "angered over the loss of their territory."
• When the Jewish state of Israel was born in 1948, the nation and its neighbors "went to war."
• It was because of the "loss of their territory to Israel" that "militant Palestinians responded with a policy of terrorist attacks."
• "The Quran permitted fair, defensive warfare as jihad, or 'struggle in the way of God'" and this was how Muhammad and his successors expanded their territory.
• And while Jesus is "believed" by followers to be the messiah, it's a fact that "Gabriel continued to send revelations to Muhammad over 22 years."

Read the realwording of the Declaration of Independence and the story behind America's founding document in Rod Gragg's "The Declaration of Independence."

Martin Mawyer, president of Christian Action Network, whose group worked with Citizens for National Security on the study and its distribution, said, "We found some very skeptical phrasing meant to cast doubt on the historical accuracy of the Bible."

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Indonesia: A Moderate Islamic State

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Michael Coren & Robert Spencer:The Not So Moderate Muslim Nation Of Indonesia

So Here's The Deal: Convert to Islam ... or Pay The Jizya ... or Death!

Sheik Discusses Jihad, Israel, Jizya Tax on Non-Muslims

December 19, 2011 by AtheismTV 

Sage Advice For Wannabe Shahids

... 72 Virgins May Be Your Punishment, Not Reward!

Free Thoughts Blogs  Radicals have used this promise to brainwash young men. If you think this one through, it’s not that awesome of a deal.

Let’s just say that the controversial 72 virgins reward wasn’t mistranslated, misinterpreted or otherwise misunderstood. Let’s also overlook the implications that a young woman’s virginity should simply be rewarded to others.

What about females? What reward do they get? Yeah, overlook that one too.

To the sex-driven young male contemplating Jihad, at first, it seems pretty awesome. It looks like this.

Decisions, decisions…

It’s inescapable that the sheer number of virgins means a few things:

• having sex with the women is to be expected
• having sex with the women for the first time is the best
• after a while having sex with the same one gets old / boring
• one could ‘take the virginity from a virgin’ in the afterlife

Otherwise, it’s pointless to have so many specifically virgin women.

But here’s the logical problem: eternity is a long time.

You would ‘run out of virgins’ in just 72 days. That’s probably a conservative estimate for a teenage male.

Take my wives, please!

So what’s next after the first couple months of virgins? Infinity years of no sex with virgins.

And 72 girls that are probably sick of you too. Imagine infinity years of that conversation.

Remember, a reward for Jihad is lots of sex with virgins. 2 months is just not ‘lots’ when compared to forever. So the moral of the story is: don’t do Jihad. I think.

I'm Dreaming of a Jihadi Christmas

Dharna Dude meets Jaali Jihadi

Express Tribune

The dudes talk PTI, jihad, partying, yahoodi saazish and the all important Fullbright Scholarship. ILLUSTRATION: JAHANZAIB HAQUE

The characters:

Dharna Dude: Loves X-Box, facials and Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaaf (PTI)

Jaali Jihadi: Hates the Jews, likes the Taliban, loves Jamat-e-Islami (JI), and also Katrina Kaif (secretly)

Dialogue ensues sometime in the future, at a “Shukrana Rally” called by PTI and JI to celebrate the American withdrawal from Afghanistan.

Dharna Dude: Helloooo JJ ma man! Whats happening Bro? We did it didn’t we dude? PTI and JI are like BFF man. Americans are tu bhago-fying (the Americans are running).

Jaali Jihadi: Asalam o Alaikum bhai jaan. Thanks to Allah we have succeed. We must do shukrana (gratitude) Nawafil, as it is holy day of Friday.

Dharna Dude: So true Bro. Friday it is dude, we are so gonna parto-fy tonight dude… yeah!… All night long man.

Jaali Jihadi: Afghanistan is first one, now it is baari (turn) of Bosnia, Kashmir, Falastine (Palestine), and Chechniya.

Dharna Dude: You forgot one, man.

Jaali Jihadi: Which is that one?

Dharna Dude: Dudee, Kashghar ma man; my cuz went there this summer dude and they are like maro-fying (killing) so many Muslims yaar, that place needs to be Jihad-ofied dude.

Jaali Jihadi: Acha ( really)? Waisay Kashgar is very good Muslims, Iqbal say, Aik hon Muslim Haram ki pasbani kay liyey… Neel kay sahil say lay ker ta-ba-khak-e-Kashghar… which country is killing Kashghar Muslim, it is Norway or Denmark?

Dharna Dude: No dude, it is the Chinese; they are killo-fying (killing) all the Muslims man.

Jaali Jihadi: What? What you say?

Dharna Dude: I swear dude, it’s the Chinese. They are like bringing the whole city down dude – really sad.

Jaali Jihadi: No, it is lie. China is best friend, just like ourbiradar (brother) country

Dharna Dude: But… she said…

Jaali Jihadi: No it is lie, China peoples favorite song is “Pak Chun Yoyi Wansuray.” It mean Pak Cheen Dosti Zindabaad.

Dharna Dude: But she actually saw…

Jaali Jihadi: O yaar it is yahudi sazish. (Hey man, it is a Jewish conspiracy.) It must be India soldier who go to Kashghar when China soldier is sleeping and then kill Muslim and tell your cousin that he is China soldier, but it is lie, it is lie. China is best friend, it is all Jewishsazish.

Dharna Dude: Yeah Dude. The Jews are conspirofying (conspiring) all the time, and you know what the biggest Jewish sazish is?

Jaali Jihadi: What is it?

Dharna Dude: The Fulbright scholarship man!

Jaali Jihadi: Oh! You also apply for Fulbright scholarship?

Dharna Dude: Like hellllooo? Three times man. They didn’t even call me for an interview, like seriously. And you know why not? You know why? Because I am a Muslim and I am brown, that’s why. What’s a Muslim to do man? Like seriously what? That’s why I joino-fied (joined) PTI man, so much injustice dude – we need justice.

Jaali Jihadi: Ok, how much did you get in your GRE examination?

Dharna Dude: *cough cough* Come on man, that’s personal details dude, you don’t ask that kinda stuff JJ ma man.

Jaali Jihadi: I give GRE exam but fail in English. Your English very good Mashallah. How you improve it?

Dharna Dude: Dude, you gotta speako-fy (speak). You see all thosegora (white) babies, they can’t speak English when they are born, they just say bwaah bwaah. But then they speak it man, you gotta speak, listen to songs and stuff. And dude, you gotta watch movies dude – Hollywood.

Jaali Jihadi: Yes, I also like English movie, I watch all part of Twee-light.

Dharna Dude: Huh? Like seriously? Come on man. That’s like really uncool. Twilight is for girls who are too young for chick flicks and too old for Hannah Montana. You don’t watch that okay? It’s bad. Like very bad.

Jaali Jihadi: Yes, Allah maaf karay (Allah forgive me), movie watching is bad, but I fast forward all the gunda (dirty) scene, I only look at boiz, waisay very beautiful boiz Mashallah…

Dharna Dude: Dude! Like you do not checko-fy (check out) other dudes man. That’s like super uncool dude, like super duper uncool.

Jaali Jihadi: What you mean uncool?

Dharna Dude: You don’t check out guys okay? It is like…what’s the word, hmm yes, haram… its haram.

Jaali Jihadi: Yes, tobah, movie is haram, magar shaitan aap ko majboor ker daita hai (the devil tempts you).

Dharna Dude: Come on JJ ma bro, you gotta speak English dude. We gotta ace this GRE dude! Muslim power man. Oh by the way, do you watch Bollywood? Like Indian movies and stuff?

Jaali Jihadi: Yes, some some time.

Dharna Dude: Dude I only watch ones with Katrina man. That chick is smoking hot. Sheila ki jawaaani…. tee tee teee teeeeeee teeeeeeee *dances*

Jaali Jihadi: Oye! What you say?

Dharna Dude: Chillaax ma Bro. Tee tee teee teeeeeee teeeeeeee *dances*

Jaali Jihadi: Oh-you-shitup!

Dharna Dude: Huh? Wha? I just said she is hot, like why…

Jaali Jihadi: Chup baysharam! (Quiet, shameless!) All you PTI peoples is baysharam just like your leader.

Dharna Dude: Dude, you do not  say that about Imran-the-man-Khan okay? He is the bravest and most honestest man in Pakistan. Respect, okay?

Jaali Jihadi: Chup! Bara aya brave shrave (whatever brave). We beat him in Punjab University and he say nothing, how brave? Shitup ho ja warna…

Dharna Dude: Warna kya? (Otherwise what?) We just kicked the Yankees out of Afghanistan man. Don’t mess with us. Kasam say ( I swear) you guys are so uncool. Like so so so uncool.

Jaali jihadi: What you say? Uncool mean haram! You call us bad name? Bhaiyoon, iss khabees nay humay gaali de hai! Pakro! (brothers, he just abused us. Catch him)

*Dharna Dude gets pummeled*

Dharna Dude: No no! Ouch! PTI bacha-ofy (save yourself).